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Oh there's my wagon... I thought I'd lost it!
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It all starts again today! The wagon got seriously left behind after a party weekend in Sanctuary Cove near Brisbane
http://sanctuarycove.regency.hyatt.com/
Santuary Cove is a development full of newly retired with a shitload of money. I felt very "Stepford Wives" and was constantly on edge waiting for a tap on the shoulder to be taken in for 'processing'. Perhaps it was the nerves that caused me to party on so much???
So I've come back to Blenheim a wreck - exhausted with no voice and to cap it all off I pulled my neck and shoulder on Wednesday morning. The photographer thinks it's because I'm getting too old for this kind-of carry on. I'm starting to agree...
All in all it's been 2 weeks of almost "pre wagon" living and I don't feel zingy at all. (You'll all be pleased to know I didn't stop eating breakfast!)
It's kinda got me thinking... what happened if I lived the way I "should", y'know, became a "Stepford Wife" of sorts for a while and see if its as good as its cracked up to be. I mean, I don't anyone who does live like that completely so none of us know if the "ideal" is... well ideal??
So to research the role of "Stepford Wife" to the Wagon I thought of some key public health messages, we've been drilled with since childbirth. Things like;
1. Wear Sunscreen
2. Drinking eight glasses of water a day
3. Moderate exercising for 5 hours a week / Intense exercise for 2.5 hours
4. Eating 5 serves of Fruit or Veges a day
5. No smoking
6. Follow the food pyramid and moderate serving size
7. Moderate drinking - no more than one glass of wine, beer or hard liquor a day
Can you think of any other often-quoted public health messages I can add to my list???
"Stepford Wife"
1.) Used to describe a servile, compliant, submissive, spineless wife who happily does her husband's the wagon's bidding and serves his every whim dutifully.
"On The Wagon"
1.) Abstaining from drinking any alcoholic drink, usually in the sense of having given it up (as opposed to never having partaken). By extension, maintaining a programme of self-improvement or abstinence from some other undesirable habit.
So now we know what I'm talking about - I'll become a Stepford Wife to the Wagon - for 7 weeks - which takes me to my 32nd birthday. I'll blog about what I eat and what I exercise and how I feel and we'll see whether "Stepford Wife" to the Wagon is really so ideal!